Over the recent break, we went to one of Jeju's more notable locations:
LoveLand, an erotic sculpture gallery.
I am a very sex positive person, so I was obviously pumped to check the place out. I had zero scruples about being that foreigner taking some silly photos (and hopefully you have none seeing them). In some ways LoveLand was better than I was expecting for such a conservative/reserved place like Korea.
Unexpected gems:
- LoveLand was surprisingly cool with things like masturbation, female pleasure, and creative sexual activity. Nice work LoveLand!
- The little sex shop was pretty comprehensive in terms of toys and things
- There were unexpected groups of like, middle-aged folks in hiking gear doing the tour, which was awesome and hilarious. It wasn't just couples, although it would definitely be a fun date location (or a very very awkward one, if you were an awkward individual).
- Aside from the evident sexual elements, some of the sculptures were actually very beautiful
Unfortunate elements:
- Despite penises being aplenty, there were zero anatomically correct vulvas to be seen anywhere
- It was pretty strong on the homophobia side of things, but this was not a surprising thing given what country I'm in (siiiiiiiigh)
- There was minimal diversity in body types
No bother though- I enjoyed both the artistry and hilarity of that place.
Here are some of the highlights (sorry not sorry for my captions):
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Welcome to LoveLand! |
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She dont need no man |
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Yeah girl, get it! |
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Let me give you a hand with that. |
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Twin peaks. |
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Subtle dicks |
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DJ! |
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Feel good vibes. |
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Off-color dioramas for the win |
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Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! |
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Horsing around. |
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when bae turn all boa constrictor |
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I just couldn't get behind a doggy style joke. |
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GAYZ 4 DAYZ |
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Tinder in 3D |
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Tuxedo mask lost his tuxedo |
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These guys get an E for effort |
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What do I do with my lips?!??!?!?!? |
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Is this thing on?! |
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when you're drowning in someone's love |
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Come inside |
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I think they got the proportions wrong |
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I will take this rainbow as an unintentional win for the gays |
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My anaconda dont |
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Couldn't manage to sneak a boob pun under the wire |
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Aaaaaaaaaand, last but not least, a terrifying spider getting eyed down by a peen. |
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