Thursday, November 19, 2015

LoveLand

Over the recent break, we went to one of Jeju's more notable locations: LoveLand, an erotic sculpture gallery.

I am a very sex positive person, so I was obviously pumped to check the place out. I had zero scruples about being that foreigner taking some silly photos (and hopefully you have none seeing them). In some ways LoveLand was better than I was expecting for such a conservative/reserved place like Korea.

Unexpected gems:
- LoveLand was surprisingly cool with things like masturbation, female pleasure, and creative sexual activity. Nice work LoveLand!
- The little sex shop was pretty comprehensive in terms of toys and things
- There were unexpected groups of like, middle-aged folks in hiking gear doing the tour, which was awesome and hilarious. It wasn't just couples, although it would definitely be a fun date location (or a very very awkward one, if you were an awkward individual).
- Aside from the evident sexual elements, some of the sculptures were actually very beautiful

Unfortunate elements:
- Despite penises being aplenty, there were zero anatomically correct vulvas to be seen anywhere
- It was pretty strong on the homophobia side of things, but this was not a surprising thing given what country I'm in (siiiiiiiigh)
- There was minimal diversity in body types

No bother though- I enjoyed both the artistry and hilarity of that place.

Here are some of the highlights (sorry not sorry for my captions):

Welcome to LoveLand!

She dont need no man

Yeah girl, get it!
Let me give you a hand with that.
Twin peaks.

Subtle dicks
DJ!
Feel good vibes.
Off-color dioramas for the win 

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
Horsing around.
when bae turn all boa constrictor
I just couldn't get behind a doggy style joke.

GAYZ 4 DAYZ
Tinder in 3D

Tuxedo mask lost his tuxedo

These guys get an E for effort

What do I do with my lips?!??!?!?!?

Is this thing on?!
when you're drowning in someone's love
Come inside

I think they got the proportions wrong

I will take this rainbow as an unintentional win for the gays

My anaconda dont

Couldn't manage to sneak a boob pun under the wire
Aaaaaaaaaand, last but not least, a terrifying spider getting eyed down by a peen.


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