Thursday, April 28, 2016

Please Someone Send Me A Burger

Can you express-post me a burger please? Send me a frozen pizza somehow? Or my mom's home made lasagna in a gigantic tupperware???? Use magic to make pasta appear???????????

When you realise you're in for a year of sketchy cafeteria food, you have no choice but to rock a positive attitude. It is the only way to make it! And I was a really good sport guys. I was. I tried to eat all the things, and I champed it.

But the thing is, now that I'm a month away from coming home, my ability to endure those glass noodles and bony chicken scraps is wearing real thin. Maybe it's because I ate so many glorious things in Vietnam, or maybe it's because I can almost taste all the things I will soon be able to eat. Whatever it is, it is not great.

I dont want to seem ungrateful (as I explained the last time I wrote about the food). But the struggle is so real! My resolve is crumbling!!!!!!!!!!

I read the lunch menu like


Here are some recent examples.

Octopus penne????????????????


Egg penne??????


Bones with noodles???????????


Every now and again there is a curry-esk dish, which Blake really goes for.


Those tofu slabs used to be such a no-go, but now I am so hungry that I devour it all in an instant.


The rare appearance of olives is pretty much the height of mealtime. 

 

I owe Cheng my life for sending me another candy care package. 


Seriously guys, mail me a pizza or something.

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